Elise Recommends: “Call Your Girlfriend” by Robyn

Okay dude, if you are cheating on your girlfriend with Swedish pop robot, Robyn, you need to end things with your girl right now. I one hundred percent agree with Robyn on this one; it’s time you had the talk.

Beyond this advice, though, I think you can safely disregard everything else Robyn recommends on the subject of tactfully navigating the end of a relationship. Bless her heart, but the rest of the break-up advice in banger “Call Your Girlfriend” is straight-up trash.

So, yeah.

Don’t: use this song as a guide to terminate an adult romantic relationship.

Do: press play and have an immediate dance party.

(Song recommendation by Elise W.)

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