You seem tense.
You feeling stressed out? Beaten down? Kind of broken?
Why don’t you stop and listen to this hold-music?
Why yes, I am serious.
If you have been put on hold at any point in your life there’s a decent chance you might be familiar with this song. It was written by a couple friends in high school, one of whom went on to install it as the default hold music for all Cisco IP phones. If you want more details on the story behind that bit of trivia, there’s an abundance of links at the bottom of the below-referenced video which will provide you with that information, but for now let’s not worry about that, shall we?
You’re tense and stressed and broken and worn out. Let’s just go ahead and put all that on hold. Time has no more meaning for you.
It’s time for you to ascend. Your crystalline ship awaits. The stars blanket your vision as you slip into a state of peaceful stasis.
Your dreams are the ultimate destination.
(Song recommendation by Kevin D. Woodall)