Jon Recommends: “Be Thankful for What You Got” by William DeVaughn

                               (Gangsta whitewalls optional.)

Life is challenging.

You get a bit over a century (at best) to kick around in the sand before you are buried under it. And the story always ends the same.

Tragedy at its finest.

Yet while the whole “ World going to shit” paradigm is a spicy aesthetic for your dashboard, as a way of life it is… well… fucking awful.

While seven minutes of effortless sounds and a tasty vibraphone solo isn’t going to change your worldview or alter your gut flora, the feeling it offers may have you glimpsing a different way of looking at things.

Listening to this song is the smoothest of reminders. No matter where you’re at, you’ve got something. If all you’ve got today is ten toes and a heartbeat, well I guarantee there’s someone out there with 9 toes who just had a heart attack.

 Just be thankful for what you got. Not because “This too shall pass” or some other meaningful-but-now-clichéd hashtag, but because the alternative is quite literally hell.

Baby steps, baby.

(Song recommendation by Jon Johnson)

Elise Recommends: “Call Your Girlfriend” by Robyn

Okay dude, if you are cheating on your girlfriend with Swedish pop robot, Robyn, you need to end things with your girl right now. I one hundred percent agree with Robyn on this one; it’s time you had the talk.

Beyond this advice, though, I think you can safely disregard everything else Robyn recommends on the subject of tactfully navigating the end of a relationship. Bless her heart, but the rest of the break-up advice in banger “Call Your Girlfriend” is straight-up trash.

So, yeah.

Don’t: use this song as a guide to terminate an adult romantic relationship.

Do: press play and have an immediate dance party.

(Song recommendation by Elise W.)

Seigar Recommends: “Lust for Life” by Lana del Rey ft. The Weeknd

Hi! I’m Seigar @jseigar, the photographer, landing on Memoir Mixtapes as a guest to present you with the best track of 2017, so far, according to me.

“Lust for Life” by Lana del Rey ft. The Weeknd came into the world like a dream, like a perfect pop song.

The retro diva and the Michael Jackson reincarnation climbed up the Hollywood sign to make us all envy their love.

This is an explosion of sensuality; a game of lovers that sounds so atmospheric that you almost feel guilty for listening to their whispered words, and to discover their caresses.

Sing pop angels; keep on bringing us more of your contagious sexiness.

Here the full playlist of Seigar’s Top Song Choices of 2017.

(Song recommendation by Seigar)

Kevin Recommends: “Radio” by Le Cassette

Le Cassette has, hands down, one of the best voices in the Synthwave game.

I’m not much of a dancer. I like to sing. Sometimes I’ll bob my head. I might even furiously drum on whatever surface happens to be nearby. But I don’t dance.

Instead I like to let the music I’m listening to do most of the dancing for me.

Here’s a dancey tune for you to take in on this fine day. Listen to the smooth voice of Le Cassette on your radio or whatever audio-injection method you prefer and time-travel to the future — a future where 1987 never ended.

(Song recommendation by Kevin Woodall)

Sam Recommends: “Don’t You Worry ‘Bout a Thing” by Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder’s magical music is one of the best gifts the world has ever received. And with the way we behave, we definitely don’t deserve it.

This is another song obsession that I inherited from my dad, who loves singing along with Stevie’s Spanglish in the intro, even if other people are around to witness it.

I like to listen to it when my self-esteem is running on empty and I need a reminder that everything is going to be okay, and that I’m actually a pretty cool person; I mean, I must be to love such a great song, right? Isn’t that how it works?

You can be cool too. Just listen to the song, and believe what Stevie is telling you with your whole heart. Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing. It’s gonna be okay. And even if Stevie can’t be standing on the side when you get off your trip, this song always will be there for you when you need it.

(Song recommendation by Samantha Lamph)

Emili Recommends: “Take Your Time (Do It Right)” by The S.O.S. Band

It’s Thursday morning. You can see the weekend ahead, but something about it still feels like a mirage. You need an extra push to get you through these last 16 hours. Let the SOS Band help you.

You know you can’t resist that funky beat, those inviting lyrics and groovy energy.

Let yourself go, shimmy those shoulders, Friday will be here soon.

(Song recommendation by Emili Lamph)

Jon Recommends: “$$ Kash Register $$” by Kashmere Stage Band

A dollar sign for every minute of funk (rounded down)

Handle it.

That’s all I think as I fly to the keyboard for some Kashmere Stage Band.

The power to blast through a stiff, sleepy morning, get out of your head, or finally clean your damn room is locked in every liquid sound travelling the decades it took to get to your ears.

And if you somehow sit still through the entire song and don’t end up with that stinky funk face on (you know the one), I would see a doctor. This may be a sign of

a serious medical condition known as psychíary obstruction or a “blockage of soul”.

(Song recommendation by Jon Johnson)

Brittany Recommends: “Liquor Store” by Devil Doll

When relationships find that hard spot, the relation is this song. When I listen to this song, I hear the random fights involving insecurities of other women-or even men. I hear someone drowning themselves in alcohol to avoid all pain that comes along with those fights… As dark as the song is, it has an upbeat melody which makes it ironic af. I love it, I hope it speaks to some of you as it does me.✌🏻

(Song recommendation by Brittany McCann)

Kevin Recommends: “Seventeen” by Ladytron

Dystopian music for an increasingly dystopian present.

Today feels like a good day for this one. It’s short and simple with a strong message; much like the chorus of “me toos” currently resounding throughout the internet.

I’m not going to say too much this time. I’ll just let the song do its thing for you.

Sam Recommends: “Ivy” by Frank Ocean

What is this song about?

Is it about young love grown weary or bitter with old age? Is it about the rush of #feels we experience when unexpectedly encountering an old flame or being reminded of the innocence of your first experience with love (before some awful person broke your heart and destroyed that innocence)? Is it about the painful realization we all must endure as we come face to face with our thirties and realize we ain’t a kid no more, and that we’ll never be those kids again?

All of the above?

I spend an inordinate amount of my free time reading other interpretations of/reactions to my favorite songs on songmeanings.com and YouTube, and, in this case, I can personally relate to each of the following comments from my fellow Frank Ocean fans.

It is a song capable of digging up some of our most painful memories.

But we all know that, deep down, the feeling still, deep down, is good.

(Song recommendation by Samantha Lamph)