“De-Loused in the Pizzeria” by Kevin D. Woodall

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Kevin D. Woodall grew up in Riverside, California, and now lives in Calgary, Alberta with his cool lawyer wife and dopey goblin pug. Chances are you haven’t read anything else by him because he’s a hermit who amounts to little. He’s the co-curator/editor for Memoir Mixtapes, which he sincerely hopes you’ve heard of if you’re reading this now. You can find photos of his goofy dog on Instagram at @KDWoodall and a few dumb tweets from him on Twitter at @Kevin_D_Woodall. He’s trying to do better these days.